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Our next shipment is ready May 17th and your order will be shipped within 5 days!

Not at the moment although we're hoping to offer this in the future! Sign up to our mailing list to be notified when we do!

For any address changes, please email hello@effingoodsnacks.comand we'll do our best to work some magic for you!


If you're not completely in love with your cookies, we'll refund your order no questions asked. Refunds are eligble within 6 months of order date!

If you’d like to make a change to your order, including your shipping address, send us an email at hello@effingoodsnacks.com as soon as you can! We’ll do our best to catch your order before it ships out.

We aren’t able to send out any samples at the moment! However, feel free to order your first 6 pack and give us a try! If you don’t love it, we’ll refund your order in full.


We spent over a year and a half working through 23 different formulations in a quest to recreate our favorite childhood cookies without all junk that keeps us up. We eventually figured out a way to include all of the good stuff you want—like protein and healthy fats—without any of the bad stuff you don’t.

There are 12 mini cookies in a single pack! So if you order a 6 pack, you'll get 72 cookies. If you order a 12 pack, you'll get 144 delicious mini cookies! 🍪

We took all the junk that you don't want before bed (ie. sugar and simple carbs) and use functional ingredients such as Almond Butter, which contains a high amounts of Magnesium & Tryptophan that could help promote better sleep!

HA! No, they're not edibles. We simply took out all the sugar and carbs and use functional ingredients like almond butter, that is proven to help promote better sleep!

Absolutely! We designed the cookies specially for the late-night sweet tooths but you can honestly enjoy them anytime!

Our cookies don't contain any sleep aids like melatonin in them so you're not going to fall asleep if you munch down a bag!

The current shelf life of the cookies is 6 months! Make sure to check the best before date on your package!

Yes! Our cookies are certified gluten-free, but it is made in a shared facility. We test product in and product out, and can guarantee that we comply with the Gluten-Free Certification Organization's requirement to contain no more than 10 parts per million gluten.

Yes! Our cookies are dairy & lactose-free!

Not all carbs are created equal. Fiber and (most) natural sweeteners don’t affect your blood sugar, so they’re stripped out to get “net carbs,” which you can think of as the active carbs that affect your body.

In our case, net carbs = total carbs - allulose - fiber.